5-Minute Marvels – Captain Marvel
| April 27, 2012 | Posted by CalamityJon under Half-Pint Heroes, Sketches and Illustration |
I helped out the great 5-Minute Marvel site recently with celebrating their 500th post – this time around, it was the new Captain Marvel (Carol Danvers):
| April 26, 2012 | Uncategorized |
The Avengers opens in theaters in the US on May 4th, and it’s going to do blockbuster business. The individual films featuring these characters have already grossed more than $2.2 billion dollars – that’s greater than the Gross National Product of almost half the countries on Earth – and it’s not unlikely that The Avengers… (more)
Jeremy: Come Through or Suffer Update (Hint: I suffer)
| April 17, 2012 | Comics and Webcomics |
You may recall that I gave myself what any casual observer would probably note is nothing at all resembling “an ambitious goal” of finishing an eight-page Jeremy story over a six-week period. The penalty, if I failed, was that I would donate five hundred smackers to the worst of the presidential candidates running right now,… (more)
The City Desk – Friday Facts for March 30, 2007
| March 30, 2012 | Writing |
The City Desk was a blog documenting the daily life and often absurd history of an unnamed, imaginary city somewhere in North America. Dozens of contributors helped give weight and breadth to this storied, anonymous urban institution over the course of several years, including yours truly. What follows is a collection of Friday Facts, written… (more)
PIES … for a DOLLAR!
| March 29, 2012 | Events and Appearances, Sketches and Illustration |
At every con, signing or show, I like to make available inexpensive illustrations for folks to take home as their very own. I realize that cons are expensive to get to and expensive to get into, so I consider it a mitzvah to offer something original, unique and fun for only pocket change. Generally … I… (more)
Emerald City Comic Con is Tomorrow!
| March 29, 2012 | Comics and Webcomics, Events and Appearances, Sketches and Illustration |
Emerald City Comic Con 2012 starts tomorrow! Be sure to swing by Table F-13 in Artists Alley to say “hi” to Adam Watson and yours truly. In addition to all the stuff I’ve been mentioning over the past two weeks – the scientific pamphlets, the Jeremy collections – we’ll have prints, original art, Adam’s brilliant… (more)
Emerald City Comic Con – Mint Condition show at the LTD Art Gallery
| March 27, 2012 | Events and Appearances |
In addition to having a table in Artists Alley at Emerald City Comic Con (Table F-13), I’ll also have a piece in the above show – MINT CONDITION – at the Ltd. Art Gallery, 307 E Pike St (Walking distance from the convention center). Join us at the reception on Friday night from 7pm-10pm, I’ll… (more)
Emerald City Comic Con – Starts this Friday!
| March 26, 2012 | Posted by CalamityJon under Events and Appearances |
The City Desk – The Spaghetti Giant
| March 23, 2012 | Posted by CalamityJon under Writing |
The City Desk was a blog documenting the daily life and often absurd history of an unnamed, imaginary city somewhere in North America. Dozens of contributors helped give weight and breadth to this storied, anonymous urban institution over the course of several years, including yours truly.
What follows is an article, written by me, which originally ran on March 28, 2007.
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What a Character!: The Spaghetti Giant
What stands twenty-five feet tall, wears a toga with a garland of grape leaves and was a fixture of the city’s “Restaurant Row” for thirty-five years? If you said “The Spaghetti Giant,” then are you ever correct!
Between 1949 and 1984, the Family Italiano restaurant at the corner of Finnegan Curve and Finnegan Row was not only famous for its inexpensive, family-style buffet dinners and heaping plates of its trademark spaghetti and lasagna dishes, but for the titanic plaster mascot which stood proudly in the center of its parking lot.
Literally tens of thousands of area children have squealed in delight from the gates of their parents’ station wagons as they’ve pulled into the parking lot, seeing the beaming face of the Giant looking protectively across the rows of patrons’ automobiles (While dozens of area teenagers may remember the homecoming night tradition of sneaking under the Giant’s toga and painting school slogans across his massive inner thighs).
The Spaghetti Giant became such an inspired and recognized icon that he quickly found his way – in a much-less colossal illustrated form – onto the menu, promotional plastic cups, novelty bibs and more!
The Spaghetti Giant – and the Family Italiano restaurant itself – were both the brainchild of Giuseppe “Jerry Joe” Vivaldi, a first generation American son of Italian immigrants, and the eldest of ten children.
As a young man, Jerry Joe grew frustrated with the lack of authentic Italian restaurants in the city. When he opened the Family Italiano in 1949, there were only three other Italian restaurants, none of which were owned or operated by genuine Italian cooks or families (Two were owned by Swedish and Australian families, respectively, and the third was Swiss engineer Werner van der Hoef’s ill-conceived “Italian Automat,” which closed after only seven weeks of operation and a catastrophic fire which burned for three days).
For Jerry Joe, dinner was an event involving piling helpings of his mother’s good food, and his nine sisters and brothers clamoring for thick slices of lasagna and heaping bowls of linguini. These were the sorts of meals he brought to the Family Italiano, but more than that, Jerry Joe brought his own brand of showmanship.
Purchasing a twenty-five foot tall plaster Paul Bunyan giant “muffler man” from a local failing auto repair shop, Jerry Joe had it installed on the restaurant property. The canny and cost-conscious Jerry Joe traded hearty, home-cooked meals with local fraternities in exchange for the labor necessary to transform the towering Bunyan into Vivaldi’s vision of a suitable Spaghetti Giant mascot. Three Greek houses and two sororities contributed their efforts, repainting the figure, shaving off Bunyan’s beard, casting a toga out of plaster and replacing the axe with a delicious-looking but ultimately inedible eight-times larger-than-life bowl of plaster spaghetti.
(Here’s a Fun Fact: Leftover house paint from Jerry Joe’s own bungalow was used to paint the Spaghetti Giant’s patented bowl of spaghetti. Between the years of 1953 and 1961, local house paint distributors were more popularly asked for tins of “Spaghetti Giant Yellow” than any other custom color request!)
While the Family Italiano restaurant itself is long-gone, the Spaghetti Giant itself continues to live on, in a fashion.
Increasing gentrification of the area forced Jerry Joe to close his doors, as his budget-conscious pricing couldn’t keep apace of ever-increasing property taxes. In 1994, the vacant restaurant – still under the watchful eye of the Spaghetti Giant – was sold to a local restauranteur and transformed into Le Café Bruleé.
Unfortunately for the new owners, stricter zoning laws prohibited the erection of new signage alongside any corner-oriented establishment – including the newly founded, upper-class French eatery. If the Spaghetti Giant were torn down, according to local law, no sign could go up to replace him.
This is why you might have noticed a widely grinning, twenty-five foot tall sous-chef currently populating the corner of Finnegan Curve and Finnegan Row. It seems that the Spaghetti Giant himself may be gone, but – in whatever form he may take – he remains a vibrant thread in the fabric of this city’s most meaningful advertising icons.
Emerald City Comic Con – Table Preview Part 2!
| March 21, 2012 | Posted by CalamityJon under Comics and Webcomics, Events and Appearances, Writing |
Another preview of material you’ll be able to find at the booth I’ll be sharing with Adam Watson in Artists Alley at Emerald City next week (F-13): A selection of SCIENTIFIC PAMPHLETS BY AND FOR GENIUSES. Edumicate yourself on these vital topics of our age…
All for a measly buck each! Education never came so cheap!
But wait, there’s more – for a mere eight bits extra, tune yourself into the essential document of keeping the Planet of the Apes from Happening, entitled “How To Keep The Planet of the Apes From Happening”!
Five bucks makes you the most educated person on the planet, can you beat that?
(All pamphlets will be available in my Etsy store following the Con…)







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